Sting Operation - Supermodels Demand Too Much Money

Forbes.com recently released a list of the 15 richest supermodels on the planet. After reviewing the facts and figures, we’ve come to one conclusion: these women earn too goddamn much.

FACT: Pretty women make more money than you or anyone you will ever know
It’s not that we don’t think they shouldn’t be compensated for their work – they should – but looking attractive and possessing the ability to walk in a straight line should net, at most, a hundred thousand dollars in monetary reward.

But how much are these women making? Well, let’s look at the top five highest-earning models on the planet:

5. Alessandra Ambrosio: $6 million
4. Adriana Lima: $6 million
3. Heidi Klum: $8 million
2. Kate Moss: $9 million
1. Gisele Bundchen: $33 million